Few things to point out for this trip before I start my usual grandmother stories k!
1. MY BEST FISHING EXPERIENCE EVER!
2. I'm going to refer to Ah Ho as "The Hoe" from now on with every single pun intended.
This morning... For the first time ever...
I COULDN'T WAKE UP!! Wow, me not being to wake up for fishing! I haven't slept much/well/at all for the last 4 days or so for reasons I cannot disclose lol. Fucking tired. Jesus...
Today's trip was quite rushed cos... I booked "The Hoe" (hehehehe) two weeks ago, but I didn't really have time to get down to finding Kakis. After a ridiculously disastrous last trip to Southern Islands with Ah Chong (Fuck you motherfucker), I kept annoying ZY saying that we HAVE to make this trip then he will understand how good/fun Southern Islands could be.
The trip was only Sunday and I only posted that I was looking for 3 more on Wednesday. And come Saturday, I still didn't have 5 people omg. So I posted again and luckily found them...
So this trip was to be made by Me, ZY, Peter, Suhaimi and Khai. And the boatman was The Hoe.
Hmmm not sure why but I don't really feel like typing today so I'll just post the pics in a chronological order...
I guess I had so much fun that I'm too bummed out for anything now...
Before I post the pics, I need to say...
I GOT MY 1ST CORAL TROUT THAT I'VE WAITED SO LONG FOR!!!!!!!!
The Hoe said, "Here got Ang Gao, why you so lousy always get Michael Jackson only?"
I said, "God is giving me a test ma. I need to catch 1000 Michael Jackson before I can get an Ang Gao".
Btw, Michael Jackson is an Arumugum lol.
FUCK U! I SHOW U BITCH!!!!!!! Bwahahahahahhaa!!!
THIS IS THE FACE OF A FUCKING CHAMPION OK?
Here are the pics in chronological order.
Back to RYFC again!
OH YA! FORGOT TO COMPLAIN! Why is it that I always need something fucked up to happen before the trip in order to have a good trip? When we boarded the boat today, I asked The Hoe, "???? Prawn where???"
He was supposed to buy them......
FUCK!!!!
He forgot!!!
You should see everyone's face lol. But The Hoe was very accommodating and nice, he drove out to buy, took 20mins. But still... WTF DUDE!
Relaxing while waiting for The Hoe.
First "FISH ON" of the day goes to Mr Khai who landed a HUGE Batfish! Good job bang!
After that, it was all me... Joking la, but I did get alot of hookups :)
Dunno why this pic I look like I have a huge ass double chin. Meh, I'm not one to edit photos, so here it is, laugh if you want lol.
After taking so many "lessons" from The Hoe, ZY started to get fish after fish!
Why no fish and we all gotta stand around and chit chat for so long? Stupid Boatman!
So many weird things happened today too. And I mean like... Weiirrrrdd.....!
Weird thing 1: I kept getting this fucker on stibaki!
Weird thing 2: Caught the most Champion Fish. World record!
Weird thing 3: The water was so clear I couldn't believe it was Singapore water.
Weird thing 4: Some monster did this to me!!!
Weird thing 5: What the fuck?? I FISHED THIS UP! The fucking Hoe kept laughing at me. Bastard.
Weird thing 6: I saw this little fella at my doorstep when The Hoe sent me home. Sign of good luck?
Weird thing 7: Um... I fell asleep on the way back... ZY woke me up and said... MATT!!! LOOK!!!!! FASTER TAKE PHOTO!! Wtf that's ALOT of kites, can you count how many?
Weird thing 8: AND THE WEIRDEST PIC OF THEM ALL!!!
GAY HOE!
Okie end of pics. I just want to add that The Hoe is probably the nicest boatman I've ever met. He is a boatman cum fishing consultant PHD cum deckhand cum fishing assistant cum transport manager lol. He spent the whole trip teaching ZY how to fish here. Check out this video hahahahahha.
Don't say I never say you good!
Here's the total haul for the day!!!! Pretty darn impressive I'd say...
Seriously fun day. Hoe and I had coffee before he sent me home, and I agree with him that we could have gotten more if everyone else knew what to do. No worries! Next time!
Thanks everyone, let's do it again soon.
Special thanks to The Hoe for being such good company.
5 comments:
As usual, damn hilarious and fun report. Always a gem to read. Keep it up bro. Well done
Thanks alot for your encouraging remarks bro! Maybe post in shoutbox better, I wanna remove comment settings cos too much spam :S
Hi Bro, Nice blog there. Wanna ask how much is the trip and duration?? I am very keen man.
Hi bro, it costs $380 for boat. Duration is whole day lor. 0830 to 1800. I can jio u the next time I go. Can gimme your details in my shoutbox cos I don't really check comments, wanna disable liao.
Nice pictures. Nice trip. Nice fishing adventure. It is important to look for a better Fishing charter that will really make a wonderful trip and exciting adventure.
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